Now that I've been working with Aboriginal languages for quite a while now, there's one question that I've lost patience for. It usually goes along the lines of: "So are they really different languages or just dialects of the same language?" At least that's a more intelligent version of: "Is there, like, more than one language?" (Try about 300 throughout Australia!) Then there's the downright shudder-worthy: "So do you speak Aboriginal?" I don't want to start getting snobby about this because it's not like any whitefolk in Australia were ever taught anything about Aboriginal languages in school or anything, so it's not their fault they are uninformed. But unfortunately, my patience for such questions has worn thin. Moving on from there, I'm continually amazed at actually how diverse the languages I work with are. In a way, it's quite absurd. At Language Centre the other week, we made a chart that goes in the kit...